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Gray Poopon
02:01
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Got in my car the other day
Told my Butler where, I was on my way
Hit a red light and a man pulled next to me
Rolled down my window and this is what I see
Pardon me sir do you have any gray poopon
I need Dijon mustard or I can't go on
Pardon me sir do you have any gray poopon
I need Dijon mustard or I can't go on
Pardon me sir do you have any gray poopon
I need Dijon mustard or I can't go on
Pardon me sir do you have any gray poopon
I need Dijon mustard or I can't go on
Woke up in a sawmill the next day
Rope in my mouth, gun in my face
Open my eyes and what do I see
"That's just not going to cut the mustard I'm afraid"
"What do you mean? What do you want from me? Just let me go, I'll do whatever you want"
*chainsaw noises*
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Cold One (Free Beer)
02:29
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"let's just see how much we can fuck this up"
*can opening*
If you want free beer I'll tell you the steps
Listen to me and you'll have no regrets
If you want free beer I'll tell you the steps
Listen to me and you'll have no regrets
Underage! Fake mustache! Cool top hat!
No beer!!
Drunken Uncle, promised free beer, passed out on the couch, promised us beer
No beer!!
Underage! Fake mustache! Cool top hat!
No beer!!
Drunken Uncle, promised free beer, passed out on the couch, promised us beer
No beer!!
Free beer! Free beer!
All we need is a free beer!
Free beer! Free beer!
We gotta have a free beer!
Free beer! Free beer!
All we need is a free beer!
Free beer! Free beer!
You should go and buy us a free beer!
"wait a minute boys, none of those steps even worked! But I think I know the right steps now"
"uh.. pay for it?"
"pay for it? That's not why I wrote this fuckin song!!"
Start a band, write some songs, record an EP
Get free beer!
Start a band, write some songs, play at CB
Get free beer!
Start a band, write some songs, sell some CDs
Get free beer!
Start a band, write some songs, sell some CDs
Get free beer!
Start a band, write some songs, record an EP
Get free beer!
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"It feels like it happened a gorillian years ago..."
Harambe! Karate! Zimbabwe!
Harambe! Karate! Zimbabwe!
Harambe! Karate! Zimbabwe!
We were in the jungle deep in Zimbabwe
Saw a dojo and headed that way
Inside a figure motioned us to stay
Started looking harder, it was Harambe
"Harambe looked ever so intently into the boys eyes as he asked.."
"ha ha ha ha ha are you boys experienced in martial arts?"
"Do you boys know karate?!!!!"
We were in the jungle deep in Zimbabwe
Saw a dojo and headed that way
Inside a figure motioned us to stay
Started looking harder, it was Harambe
"The boys trained extensively for months with Master Harambe in the ways of... Gorilla Warfare"
"Oh shit! What's that over there? It's a guy in a yellow banana suit!"
"Wait what's that he's holding over there? Is that... a smaller banana?"
Years of being the master, he was ready to ascend
Warlords broke down the door, we were ready to defend
We kicked their asses
And the zookeeper's too
But it was too late, there was nothing we could do
Harambe joined Dio in the big sky zoo
Harambe, our dicks are out for you
Our dicks are out for you x15
"do you think our dicks are big enough for him to see from Gorilla Heaven?"
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Aliens stole my brain, and drank my liquor
Got an empty skull now, but I'm no kidder
The green men stole my brain and drank my liquor
Don't look me like that, don't you believe me mister?
They exist to be the brain takers
They exist to drink your buzz makers
You've gotta believe me
They touched down last night
Probed my ass, and inseminated my wife
You've gotta believe me
They touched down last night
Probed my ass, and drank my Natty light
You've gotta believe me
They touched down last night
Drank my whiskey, gave my bunghole fright
(Music shifts towards heavy break down, theremin)
"I saw it with my own two eyes
In the black of the night
Grey figures got out of a ship
Craving liquor, brains, and sphincter that probes just right"
They say I'm not the same
They say I'm not alright
You wouldn't be either
If they drank your liquor last night
This ain't a game
They're gonna siphon your liquor tonight
Don't even want my brain back
Just my Keystone Ice
"all of the liquor on earth has been transported back to the home world
The inebriated times have come to an end
You can invite the aliens to AA but they will not attend"
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