Harambe Taught Us Karate In Zimbabwe

from Welcome To The Cornfields by Killing Younglings

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"It feels like it happened a gorillian years ago..."

Harambe! Karate! Zimbabwe!

Harambe! Karate! Zimbabwe!

Harambe! Karate! Zimbabwe!

We were in the jungle deep in Zimbabwe
Saw a dojo and headed that way
Inside a figure motioned us to stay
Started looking harder, it was Harambe

"Harambe looked ever so intently into the boys eyes as he asked.."

"ha ha ha ha ha are you boys experienced in martial arts?"

"Do you boys know karate?!!!!"

We were in the jungle deep in Zimbabwe
Saw a dojo and headed that way
Inside a figure motioned us to stay
Started looking harder, it was Harambe

"The boys trained extensively for months with Master Harambe in the ways of... Gorilla Warfare"

"Oh shit! What's that over there? It's a guy in a yellow banana suit!"

"Wait what's that he's holding over there? Is that... a smaller banana?"

Years of being the master, he was ready to ascend
Warlords broke down the door, we were ready to defend
We kicked their asses
And the zookeeper's too
But it was too late, there was nothing we could do
Harambe joined Dio in the big sky zoo
Harambe, our dicks are out for you

Our dicks are out for you x15

"do you think our dicks are big enough for him to see from Gorilla Heaven?"

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from Welcome To The Cornfields, released September 22, 2022

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